I was reading in the break room this morning before my rotation started and my trainer came in the room to put her lunch in the refrigerator. She saw I was reading and deftly grabbed the book out of my hands, being sure to keep the page for me. She read the back of the book and then said, "Aliens... interesting. You like that kind of stuff? Well, it doesn't matter either way, because whenever I see a man reading for fun I think he deserves a golf clap." She then proceeded to leave the room while golf clapping for me the whole way out of the room.
Your gay rite? My gay friend told me that gay people have bigger penises, is that true?
I swear I get some of the most random anon questions. Keeps my life interesting.
First of all, I think it is abundantly clear that I am gay. As to the bigger penises question, I am definitely no penis expert. I haven’t seen that many and the ones that I have seen have not been straight men’s. So, I guess I will just have to go with an answer of, “Wouldn’t surprise me if they were”. haha
Second, I don’t mean to be a dick and call you out, I just merely want to help this situation. Think of it as help for all the future papers and job applications. But these questions are grammatically incorrect. It should be “You’re gay, right? My friend, who is gay, told me that gay people have bigger penises. Is that true?” Otherwise, you are asking me about a custom or ceremony that I have because I am gay… which I am unaware of having. So, that would just be confusing. Like I said, I am not intending to be a dick with this.. just trying to help you out a little. Never sell your intelligence short by taking the easy route.